gitrog:

ailithnight:

damnfool-of-a-took:

the-haiku-bot:

gitrog:

I’m setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.

I’m setting my trap,

to catch the damn haiku bot.

Quiet! Here it comes.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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And what now OP? Since you’ve captured Haiku Bot, what is your plan next?

I dunno

Cribbage maybe?

natashafromfallout:

mysharona1987:

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What a nice lady.

I’m only reblogging this because I want young people to see that these ghouls are scared of you showing up to vote.

memorycycle:

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

cassassinated:

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

mens-rights-activia:

Fuck small talk, tell me about patterns of manipulation you commonly fall for

jellogram:

jellogram:

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you’re fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let’s fucking GOOOO

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Behemoth

evilwizard:

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

catchymemes:


Whoever designed this menu, you need a raise!